Georgy's Gone

Sung to the tune of "Georgy Girl"




First verse

Hey there! Georgy's gone.
Used to be the boss at JA-MA.
Now is just another casualty of Mo-ni-ca
Lewinsky!

Too bad! Georgy's gone
Why do other journals pass him by?
Could it be his bad judgment or is it the Junkman's fault?
He always printed junk and I did my best to show why.
The Board said pack your papers and fly.
He had a fit.

So sad! Georgy's gone.
Needs another cushy place to work.
Wonder if his M.D.still is valid in Ill-i-nois
He soon could be,
Em-ployed Georgy Boy

Second verse

He's mad that he's gone ,
Swinging down the street so employment-free,
BMJ and Lancet cry so hard, but tears won't work.
He's had it.

We're glad! Georgy's gone,
Dreamt of making JAMA history,
Got a wake up call and now he's wonderin' what hap-pened.
Don't be so quick to publish and sway political discourse
Who cares what co-eds deem intercourse?
Ir-rel-e-vant.

Mar-cia! Georgy's gone.
You and Jerry goof pretty of-ten
Watch out or you'll meet a similar fate
NEJM could see,
New ed-i-tors too!

Repeat ad lib. and fade

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